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Joke of the Day

"If I were a fashion designer I wouldn't spend any money on advertising but rather pay old people to wear my competitor's clothing"

"What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? The woman."

"Superman biggest weakness is not kryptonite. It's horses."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women will leap at anything 15% off."

"Why are black people afraid of high fives? They don't want to be left hanging"

"What's the worst part about getting AIDS? Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested."

"Saw a grown man riding down the street on a BMX. I yelled what does BMX stand for? He replied ""DUI""."

"Just learned how to masturbate. It comes in handy."

"What do ghosts use for lube? Rectoplasm..."

"What do you call a raft full of black people? Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies."