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Joke of the Day
"You should not throw stones at glass houses but they never said anything about the home owners."
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"If you ever feel like you are worthless, just remember... You were once the fastest sperm."
"How do you make an elephant float? Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend."
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"What's E.T short for? Because he's got small legs"
"No, no, no. I said I was a 'peephole' person."
"How does Bob Marley like his biscuits? Wit jam in?"
"Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time."
"I was going to tell this gay joke... ...but fuck it..."
"Whenever someone asks, ""you look familiar, where do I know you from?"" I like to respond with, ""Well do you watch porn...?"""