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Joke of the Day

"What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line? Stopping it with a shovel."

"There are two key principles in life One of them is not saying everything you know"

"Why didn't the clam share his ipod? He was shellfish."

"What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common? They're both useless in Canada."

"What ""D"" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ? Blon-D"

"Why do women have legs? To not leave a slime trail."

"We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn't."

"Doctor: Describe your headache. Me: She's about 5'8"", blonde, and the mother of my children."

"You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney."

"Don't discriminate, hate everyone equally."