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Joke of the Day
"Do someone a favor and it becomes your job."
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"What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble? He shaterpillar."
"How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event."
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"how wide is the universe? how long is a piece of string theory"
"My roommate gets angry when I steal their kitchen utensils It's a whisk I'm willing to take"
"Okay you guys, I'm gonna distract Twitter with an internal server error. When I do, make a run for it and get your life back."