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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when a bird shits on your windshield? Don't take her on a second date."

"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."

"I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs."

"Leave any two Arabs alone in a room and throw in a sharp stick... come back fifteen minutes later and one of them is going to have that stick in his eye."

"Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn't mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest."

"Sigmund Freud was a moron with a huge ego And id. And superego."

"Watching too much porn gave me unrealistic expectations of sex I really thought it would happen"

"most vending-machine shaking incidents are elaborate coverups by people who don't want to be seen hugging the machine and saying i love you"

"What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."

"How far away is the US Army's website? Just a few klicks away."