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Joke of the Day
"If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can't afford 3) Periods 4) Men"
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"How do you get a fat chick in bed? A piece of cake."
"LPT before weighing yourself, take a poop... You'll weigh a shit load less."
"If you're ever feeling down about yourself, head to your local GameStop and ask the workers how they feel about dragons."
"What do you call a lemon that has sex with its family? In*zest*uous"
"My love for you is like gonorrhea... It burns!"
"""BEST WEEKEND EVER!"" ~ The same stupid bitch on Facebook, at least twice a month..."
"What is Mario's favorite search browser? YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)"
"When choosing a bottle of wine, it's good to pick one with a picture of the animal you'd most like to get drunk with on the label."
"No thanks, cosmetics lady. I'm years past 'bare & natural'. Save us both some time & show me the stuff you'd need to prep & refinish a wall."