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Joke of the Day

"If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can't afford 3) Periods 4) Men"

"I'm getting engaged next month. Not because I'm in love but because it's gonna look dope on Instagram."

"My girlfriend reminds me of Chernobyl... There's nuclear fallout when she over-reacts!"

"*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more."

"The founder of the Hokie Pokie died the other day His funeral was a fiasco. First they tried to put his right foot in..."

"Who would rule in a dog world ? The pawlice."

"Can someone tell me a music joke? I've been trying to think of one myself, but that sort of thing really isn't my forte."

"I always wear a wet suit and goggles to the pub so I don't look like an idiot when I wake up on the beach in the morning."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a curling iron? The gay man won't burn your dick while he's curling your pubes."

"I'll think of a good herb joke... When I have some thyme"