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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference in roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"What's the difference between JFK and Bill Clinton? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated"

"My room is getting so messy ...that F.C. Barcelona is trying to recruit it"

"Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor? Because he was Haydn"

"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."

"How can a mouse kill an elephant? Whispering to an elephant: "" I'm pregnant with you"""

"""Wow, this relationship is really rocky. I bet a wedding and baby will solve everything!"" Women logic."

"BRENDA: I brought cookies! ME: I guess I can have one, I've been good all week *eats cookie* *eats entire tray of cookies* *eats Brenda too*"

"Facebook jokes are always Click Next to read more"

"What's a Sicilian terrorists favorite treat? Italian ISIS'"