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Joke of the Day
"I've been crying a lot recently It's shocking how many girls carry pepper spray"
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"A logician's wife is having a baby The doctor hands the newborn immediately to the Father. His wife asks impatiently: ""well, is it a boy or a girl?"" The logician replies: ""yes"""
"It's a shame that nobody is stepping up to defend the clown community Not even the mimes are talking"
"You hear the one about the two guys who stole the calendar? They each got 6 months"
"A notorious card sharp was found dead last night. He'd been clubbed on the heart with a diamond spade."
"`That cut looks bad. You should go to the hospital for stitches. ""Nah."" ""Fine, suture self."""
"Gold walks into a bar Copper says, ""Au! Get outta here!"""
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 10 tickles"
"What is the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat? The wheelchair."
"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his wife left him."