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Joke of the Day
"I aspire to write jokes for laffy taffy. Q: What do you call a gullible vampire? A: A sucker"
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"Recep Kostak"
"My father died recently and I came into a bunch of money. I decided to buy a car and pay cash... and the man at the dealership asked me, ""Why are all these bills so sticky?!"""
"Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups? Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll"
"Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes."
"Pickup line: Hey girl, did I take a loan from you? Because my interest in you keeps growing."
"(All credit goes to my 4 year old niece) How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles!"
"Why is it called Black Friday? Because everything is a steal."
"Surprisingly, Mike Rowe from the show Dirty Jobs has trouble with women. They all say he has a Mike Rowe penis."
"If she licks all the frosting off her face with a single 360 degree sweep of the tongue, she might be Scooby Doo."