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Joke of the Day
"Origami is Japanese for, ""we haven't invented scissors yet"""
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"Both her name and her living situation suggests that the dwarves MAY have been referring to Snow White when they sang, 'high ho.'"
"What is simultaneously the best and worst thing one can hear at the dentist? These are the best looking teeth I've ever come across"
"My Grandmother recently passed away and left me everything in her will. I guess you could say that I'm Grammy nominated."
"What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea? A dim light."
"Hillary Clinton asked the debate moderator a knock knock joke... Knock knock. Who's there? Hill--. INTERRUPTING TRUMP!"
"Is it just me? ... or are circles pointless"
"Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus? Because he has holes in his hands"
"So I was having sex the other day... I thought I was doing a great job because her toes kept curling, then I realized she was still wearing panty-hose..."
"How to 4-dimensional aliens get around? In Tralfamadoloreans."