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Joke of the Day
"Origami is Japanese for, ""we haven't invented scissors yet"""
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"Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons."
"If you say ""NO YOURE UNDER ARREST"" the cop legally has to get in the back of your car."
"What is Bill Cosby's favorite hotel chain? Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out."
"The toy inside my McDonald's Apathy Meal is just a lump of gray plastic and an instruction sheet that says ""Whatever. This job sucks."""
"Shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet"
"Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her she's overreacting. She'll realize you're right and calm right down."
"How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked."
"What's Santas favorite band? Sleigher."
"Police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly underwear But the chief inspector said they must wear their normal uniforms."