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Joke of the Day

"How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked."

"What shampoo did Paul Walker use? Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard"

"I Wasn't Too Keen On The Idea Of Gay Parenting Until I met my wife, who was raised by two dads. That's when I came to my senses and realized.. NO MOTHER-IN-LAW!"

"What do you call a Pakistani with a vest on? Going to the gym, You. Racist."

"How tall is Luke Skywalker? Six foot force :)"

"A kid came to my door last night for trick-or-treat dressed as a pirate... I asked him, ""where are your buckaneers?"" He replied, ""on the side of my buck'en head."""

"What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today? He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, ""Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"""

"Did you hear about the new 8bit Nazi Simulator game? It's called Eightolf Bitler."

"Man: ""Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please"" Waitress: *slaps his face* ""The men I please are none of your damn business!"""

"Arnold's is long and hard.. The president's is very short, Madonna doesn't have one, and the Pope has one, but he doesn't use it."