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Joke of the Day

"Police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly underwear But the chief inspector said they must wear their normal uniforms."

"I remember once I threw a boomerang It never came back so I've learned to live in constant fear."

"Im going to change my name on Facebook to ""Benefits"", so that when you add me it will say, ""You are now friends with benefits"""

"Anal with my girlfriend made my day. But it made her hole weak."

"Virgins in Paradise? Suck my balls, Al Qaeda; I got a jacuzzi full of sluts right here in Southern California."

"Great slogan for an abortion clinic... No Fetus Will Beat Us!"

"I want my last words be... ""I didn't want these to be my last words."""

"The biggest lie told on the internet 'I have read and understand the terms and conditions'"

"What's the difference between a mexican and a perubian? The passport"

"Santa probably regrets giving coal Santa Claus probably regrets giving coal to naughty children now that global warming is threatening his habitat."