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Joke of the Day
"If you say ""NO YOURE UNDER ARREST"" the cop legally has to get in the back of your car."
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"Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail. JK It was me."
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but an extra 15 to repost."
"We have 20 people coming over to our house today, so my wife made me clean all week She's terrified someone will find out people live here."
"""We stopped making the style of jeans that fit you perfectly right after you bought your first pair."" -Every store ever"
"If I hear a bump in the night, I'm hoping my kids investigate and annoy any potential intruder until he leaves."
"The titanic had Bluetooth It synced"
"What did the vegetables say at the garden party? Lettuce turnip the beet"
"At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter"
"What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality."