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Joke of the Day
"Seeing another person with synesthesia... is like music to my eyes."
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"Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport"
"Alcohol & Fanta If I Drink Alcohol , I m Alcoholic... If I Drink Fanta, M I Fantastic...?"
"What did one strand of yarn say to the other? I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. ""Ball up..."""
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."
"A Volvo runs over a Nokia... ... the world explodes."
"Why is the media making such a big deal about the olympic swimmer's period? It's a perfectly normal female body function that, according to my wife, occurs 2-3 times per month."
"What do Canadians put on their steaks? Eh-1 (Sorry)"
"Autopsy confirms George Michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper"
"I run faster horny than you do scared."