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Joke of the Day
"Seeing another person with synesthesia... is like music to my eyes."
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"*hangs a vacant sign on your forehead*"
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"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"
"Two Goldfish are in a Tank One turns to the other and says.. ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
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"Is snapping not cool anymore? Figures. I just mastered the Macarena last month too."
"So I just found out my grandpa was in the Holocaust. He worked up in one of the guard towers"