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Joke of the Day
"Life's like a box of chocolates. If you're fat, it doesn't last long."
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"I bet chickens have mixed emotions about Thanksgiving, because they're safe for a day, but why aren't they good enough for a holiday meal?"
"'You have an important event coming up? OwmeeGod, count me in!' -pimples."
"Has anybody told raccoons about crosswalks?"
"A lady said I was catching up to... her in terms of age. I said she must be moving too fast."
"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700's because guys kept checking their treasure maps."
"Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy... Lives in the White House."
"Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM? He kneaded the dough"
"Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes."
"If my Sky Internet gets any slower by the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal."