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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM? He kneaded the dough"
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"One guy says to another, ""I feel like a million bucks!"" And the other guy says, ""Me, too! But how can we get it?"" Title."
"religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay"
"Sick Lemon and Sick Bird What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonade"
"Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman? He never delivered."
"Why did the pirate update his Macbook? His matey told him he needed an iPatch"
"I met my girlfriends dad last weekend, he told me ""Anything you do to my daughter ill do to you on my front lawn!"" I said ""I suppose you'll be buying me dinner on your front lawn?"""
"What do you call an ex-Muslim? A Waslim"
"Cat got your tongue? Frog in your throat? Monkey on your back? Butterflies in your stomach? You may be dead in a field."
"I was talking to a hot North African girl for hours. We just clicked"