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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes."

"The chef asked me how I liked my eggs and I accidentally said uneasy instead of over easy. Now I have some uncomfortable eggs staring at me."

"How cowboys are made ""Dad?"" ""Yes, son?"" ""Where do Cowboys come from?"" ""Well, son. When a cow and a boy love each other very, very much..."""

"*chad kroeger walks through metal detector at airport* TSA agent: I've never seen this low of a reading"

"I've found that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... Until you try to flatter someone in a wheelchair."

"Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry I just can't remember."

"At the last supper Jesus was probably like it would be way more comfortable for everyone if some of you sat on the other side of the table"

"Early christians supported marijuana usage. Just think about how many get stoned."

"I have a strong relationship with the flying spaghetti monster... ...but it's strained to say the least"

"When you call shotgun, but the police put you in the back-seat anyway."