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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a camel with no humps? Humpfree! :P"

"Two Vietnamese men decided to go into business together... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen proposition."

"Joke 3 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell? Princess Aurorasaurus"

"[Rorschach test] Patient: Leprechauns in cheetah print unitards kickflipping over flaming tree stumps Dr: I think we can skip the others"

"I'll never become a vegetarian I think it would be a huge missed steak."

"Did you hear about the preganant comedian? She's got a pun in the oven."

"[OC] My therapist asked me what was my earliest erotic remembrance and I told him it was wearing my mother's lingerie when I was a child. he said it was probably a Freudian slip."

"""Hey, how was that sheep pussy?"" Not Baaaaaaaad"

"Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. My wife and I never had a common enemy before."

"I play the triangle in my local reggae band I just stand at the back and ting."