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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700's because guys kept checking their treasure maps."
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"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
"What do you think about a girl isn't a virgin before 18?"
"""Are you crying .?"" ""No, my eyes are sweating -_____-"" #ITTS"
"Just one, actually. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"
"remember when everyone was worried we'd reached ""peak TV"" with too much to watch then it turned out we're a tragic nation of unending racism"
"I organised a tantra party. Nobody came."
"Q: Why were the suspenders arrested? A: For holding up a pair of pants."
"How are a sword maker and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air alike? They're both black smiths"
"Boss:Why is your voice gone? Are you ok? Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's ""Dangerous Woman""* I'm ok...allergies are bad."