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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700's because guys kept checking their treasure maps."

"I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard. I guess you could say I was really studying a broad."

"Someone wrote ""Jesus Saves"" in the bathroom stall at Walmart. Evandalism."

"Mr Circle went to go see a doctor after being stabbed... The doctor said his blood loss was very sphere"

"Have you ever had sex while camping.... It's fucking in-tents"

"A Freudian slip.. is when you say one thing but you mean a mother."

"TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight. Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest? TSA: ...."

"I really thought Monica Lewinsky should be on a dollar.. but she's already had her face on a Bill."

"*Vladimir Putin dining* I want Russian fries ""They're French fries"" Not for long *crosses Ukraine out on agenda & lists France* Not for long"

"My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on."