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Joke of the Day

"Has anybody told raccoons about crosswalks?"

"A dyslexic boy was beaten up by classmates for trying to ride on the regular bus instead of the short bus. Whoops, wrong sub."

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"""When I think of you, there are some capital gains in my pants."" - sexy accountant pickup lines"

"My friend made a joke about terrorist hijacking planes I rated it 9/11"

"I should get a bigger tax return According to Digiorno's I'm a family of four."

"Quick question... How many Facebook pokes before it's okay to ask her to take a load to the face?"

"A judge had sex with an underage boy... Reports say the judge is not going to face any charges. He tried him as an adult"

"Everyone wants to see fifty shades of grey Being colorblind fucking sucks!"

"My friend said I twist everything to my advantage. I took it as a compliment."