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Joke of the Day

"A man trying to scam people into buying land in space was baffled when it didnt work. . . His sign read: 'SPACE AVAILABLE'"

"Recently reconciled with my brother after a long conflict. I apologised for slashing his tires, and he regretted breaking some of my home appliances. But hey, it's all water under the fridge now."

"We should change the saying to ""Home is where your phone automatically connects to your wifi""."

"If you love something, set a cheese trap. If you catch it, it's a mouse. Why are you in love with a mouse?"

"Hyperboles are the most overused thing in the universe."

"A man walks into a bar Ouch!"

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Surely not sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about."

"What do you call a medical student that graduated at the bottom of his class with a 2.0 GPA? A doctor"

"Atheism... is a non-prophet organization."

"Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip clubeveryone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars"