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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a medical student that graduated at the bottom of his class with a 2.0 GPA? A doctor"

"What did one volcano say to the other? "" i lava you """

"What do you call a big black rat that steals all your food? A Rat-Coon Hope you guys are light hearted enough to not be offended."

"Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe? Willem DaFriend."

"How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor? They'll tell you."

"Get off my lawn. Oh, it's you. Mow the lawn. -My dad"

"What's the difference between a blonde and your job? Your job still sucks after 6 months."

"What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny."

"I just invented a new word! Plagiarism"

"Tell me you love me. Then get in the kitchen, make me a sandwich and let me play my video games so I know it's real"