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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar Ouch!"
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"what did the sign outside the rehab center say? ""Keep off the grass"""
"I just really hate it when people start assuming things.nnnJust like my boss he assumes that I'm working just because I came to work today."
"Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute? Stop me if you've heard this one"
"When I was a kid, I use to think a ""sexual predator"" was a horny alien from the movie ""predator"" Turns out my uncle just liked to collect movie costumes."
"You're a special combination of disappointment, and What The Fcuk!?'"
"Arnold's is long and hard.. The president's is very short, Madonna doesn't have one, and the Pope has one, but he doesn't use it."
"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope. Anyone else have good black jokes?"
"Walking inside a Nike store would be the worst place to contemplate suicide. Everything is saying Just Do It."
"A man walks into a bar... and says ""ouch"""