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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip clubeveryone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars"

"The men who sarcastically ask women if they're on their period are completely ruining it for the rest of us who are genuinely curious."

"What Were Franco's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"

"Shout out to Debra on Facebook for saving lives by letting everyone know that the snow is slippery."

"Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands? Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA"

"Welcome to the BBC. NSFW Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."

"I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? DR.Dre"

"How much of a difference is there between the penis and testis? A vas deferens."

"ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u"