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Joke of the Day

"Hyperboles are the most overused thing in the universe."

"*Pulls away from Kissing* Me: This isn't weird is it? Cat: Meow"

"I wish I was important enough for my nudes to get leaked."

"Wait, there's a big difference. Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?"

"I've invented a new flavour of crisps, if they're successful I'll make a packet."

"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb?[FIXED] [removed]"

"Wasn't wearing my glasses at the park and bent down to pet some guy's gym bag. How's your night going?!"

"Read about this horrible guy who was a racist and a paedophile At least some of the kids are safe"

"GOD: look what I created [points to clouds] ANGEL: what am I lookin at? GOD: Is it a bunny? A man face? It's up to you! ANGEL: are you high?"

"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't"