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Joke of the Day

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Surely not sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about."

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"I had an eight course Irish dinner tonight. A six pack of beer, a potato, and a glass of whiskey to finish it off."
"Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar? Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with."
"for those who received a book from me this Christmas. They're due back at the library tomorrow."
"What's the definition of a surprise? A fart with a lump in it"
"There's two things I don't like about my sons new partner. He's black"
"What was the old lady's favourite type of wine? ""Why don't you ever take me to Florida?"" Courtesy of my Nana."
"On the street a person has a heart attack. Someone shouts: - Is there a doctor? Vegan: - I am a vegan."
"BREAKING NEWS: Deflated toothpaste tube found in Brady's locker! I wonder how Tom and Patriots will react to Colegate..."
"""Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury... Cher would be nothing without the great Sonny."" - Pro Bono Lawyer"