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Joke of the Day

"Recently reconciled with my brother after a long conflict. I apologised for slashing his tires, and he regretted breaking some of my home appliances. But hey, it's all water under the fridge now."

"What is heavy forwards and not backwards? ton"

"What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building? A comickaze"

"I received some food stamps the other day They tasted terrible."

"Girls can be so ungrateful, I made her breakfast in bed, & instead of saying ""Thank You"", she's all like ""How did you get into my house!"""

"Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship? Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou"

"Why does the sad crab walk side ways? Because he has nothing to look forward to"

"It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn? ""Where's pop corn?"""

"I got sacked from my job at the Clock Factory. I just stood around making faces all day."

"A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown Who went to a doctor in town. The doc gave to he A sup-po-si-to-ry. ""I will not take this sitting down!"""