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Joke of the Day
"Atheism... is a non-prophet organization."
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"Know how much a pirate pays for corn? Bucaneer"
"Told my black co-worker that I'm avoiding Africans at the airport this weekend. His response: ""I'm avoiding them everywhere!"""
"What was Hitler's favorite letter? Not z!"
"So I went to a production about puns today... ...it was basically just a play, on words."
"Hangs a sign on front door that says ""Robbery in progress - Please do not disturb"" to deter burglars"