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"What do you call a handful of gravel A palm-o-granite!"
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"The other day a Swedish man called me a racist and a believer of stereotypes... So Ikea'd his car."
"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""
"I just saw Ex Machina... I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women."
"The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered."
"I told my 5 year old that he was allowed to choose 1 item from the grocery store so we're walking home with a cart."
"I try not to beat my meat... But sometimes it's hard though"
"What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)"
"Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo."