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Joke of the Day

"I try not to beat my meat... But sometimes it's hard though"

"The Best Part of Waking Up is Friends Who Don't Know Each Other Arguing In Your Comments on Facebook"

"The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone."

"""Turtle Power"" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently."

"How easy is it to stroll along on pies? Well, it's no cakewalk."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"

"Two Shitty Jokes What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."

"What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game? One of them you want to see a lot less of."

"I stopped a girl from getting raped last week It wasn't very hard. I just stopped chasing her."

"Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow? Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!"