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Joke of the Day

"The other day a Swedish man called me a racist and a believer of stereotypes... So Ikea'd his car."

"(NSFW) what do driving in the fog and eating pussy have in common? One slip of concentration and you're in the shit"

"The Beatles drummer, Ringo Starr, has passed away... ...the band is now known as ""The Beatless""."

"What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices? Wai fu."

"Wife: You put the wrong date on this. Me: Oh, yeah. The year change always messes me up. Wife: You wrote 1992."

"A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon."""

"i bet the first guy to say ""smooth as a babies bottom"" wasnt the most respected man in the community"

"When someone loves you a lot they will buy you a burrito even when you're not hungry so you can get fat and no one else will love you."

"Cannibals don't drink coffee. They have a cup of Joe instead."

"Hey did you hear the punchline about the scary cow? It was Terror bull."