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Joke of the Day

"Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo."

"The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar."

"I was addicted to hokey pokey But then I turned myself around"

"Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today Guess I should've prepared whey in advance"

"My ex wife is going through pms, I know this because my car is on fire."

"M: If my chip:salsa ratio isn't perfectly even, I will burn down this restaurant, I swear to God. H: This is our house. M: I SWEAR TO GOD!"

"A guy from Michigan dies and wake up in Hell. ""At least I'm still in Michigan."""

"Did you hear about the sheep who committed suicide before they could sheer him? He died in the wool."

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? Placement of the dirt bag."

"I don't trust umbrellas. They're shady."