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Joke of the Day

"Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo."

"What do you call an islander killed by a car? Polygon (sorry)"

"Sext: You are a butterfly. I am a caterpillar. Surprise twist, I am Chris Hansen in a caterpillar suit. You are under arrest."

"Im opening a ice cream parlor in Israel... Its called ""The Creamatorium"""

"what's the healthiest thing about eating a wheelchair? The vegetable."

"Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight? BenQ"

"I was dating an English teacher, but she dumped me.... She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."

"My plumber finally quit on me... He couldn't take any more of my crap. Sorry that this isn't a CLEAN joke. Heh"

"What did the Nazi say to the clock that went tick-tick-tick? Ve have vays of making you tock..."

"I'm not very good at baking... my friend said to stick with it dough, it'll pan out in the end."