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Joke of the Day

"I told my 5 year old that he was allowed to choose 1 item from the grocery store so we're walking home with a cart."

"What kind of chicken is circumcised and suffers from E.D.? A boneless, skinless chicken!"

"My last girlfriend ate a like a bird She literally banged her head repeatedly onto the table to eat"

"Horses make the best companions Because they have stable relationships."

"What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together? Carbon Dating."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's rights"

"I told my dentist I wanted whiter teeth so he named them all Bryce and moved them to a gated community."

"Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K"

"A drunk man walks into a bar ... ""Jesus, Craig, you suck at playing limbo!"" said the man's friend."

"Why is rust on a car orange? Because its true car-rot"