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Joke of the Day
"I just saw Ex Machina... I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women."
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"Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications."
"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg"
"Me: Table for one, please. Waiter: Would you like to see the men-- Me: YES."
"What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch? Patio Furniture."
"Why did Jesus stop playing hockey? Because he kept getting nailed to the boards."
"""Okay--don't get cancer."" (My response to ""Have a safe flight."")"
"What's the difference between American and European kids? European kids actually come home from school."
"A Response To The Stupid ""What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke"" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that."
"If you're a girl on twitter and you have no pictures of yourself, I'm automatically assuming you're a cat that learned to use a computer."