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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)"

"To me, ""drink responsibly"" means don't spill it."

"What do you get if you rub an eggplant? A little aubergenie"

"I started teaching rednecks Spanish Se habla espan ya'll"

"Where do angry mailmen work? At the pissed office."

"Would you like to know how to read minds? It's simple! Just relax. Take a deep breath. Minds Minds Minds Minds Minds"

"Am - hello - goodbye"

"Two psychics bump into each other on the street... The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""

"Smoking is a scientific wonder! It kills people, but cures salmon."

"Before cell phones and texting, I used to get pulled over a lot for playing solitaire with a physical deck of cards while I was driving"