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Joke of the Day

"Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken!"

"IT AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a Facilities problem."

"Black magic is just like regular magic, but with bigger wands."

"""Grandpa, grandpa! Tell us again about the time you whittled a 189 character idea down to a perfect 140 character tweet!"""

"I can't believe Trump just issued an executive order changing Dora the Explorer to ""Doreen the Submissive Housewife"""

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"My friend Gav died to die... after taking to many heart burn pills. I cant believe Gaviscon."

"Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table. "

"If a group of ducks were controlling the ""autocorrect"" feature that would be ducking insane"

"A man goes into Boots and says: ""Have you got Viagra? Do you have a prescription?"" asks the chemist. ""No,"" he replies, ""But I've got a photograph of the wife..."""