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Joke of the Day

"IT AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a Facilities problem."

"What do you call man without toes? What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant!!"

"There was a black woman who was having period problems. The black woman went to her doctor and the doctor asked her ""whats your flow like?"" and the black woman responded ""linoleum"""

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture."

"What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole"

"From my 8yo daughter: What do you call a boat made out of corn? A: A tortilla ship!"

"Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral? he's not a mourning person"

"The sculpture of Amelia Earhart in the Burbank airport doesn't give me that warm fuzzy feeling before flying."

"Just realised why careers advisors are shit they couldn't even pick their own career"

"My 42 yr old friend is dating a 24 yo guy, she caught him cheating so she took away his play station for a week"