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Joke of the Day

"A man goes into Boots and says: ""Have you got Viagra? Do you have a prescription?"" asks the chemist. ""No,"" he replies, ""But I've got a photograph of the wife..."""

"Donald Trump: nobody can out crazy me Lena Dunham: here, hold my beer"

"What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween? ""Land Hoe!"""

"I often think ""Why would anyone live in Gotham? It's a shithole!"", but then you choose to live in the shithole that is [YOUR CITY NAME]."

"Is it okay for men to sit down to pee? The manager of this sofa store doesn't seem to think so."

"Your mama so stupid she thought Dick Cheney was a way to keep a man around."

"Dogs were the first social justice warriors They hate mailmen."

"I'm getting pretty hungry. I haven't eaten all year!"

"some people want to be buried when they die. others want to be cremated. personally, I think I would like to be brought back to life"

"So I met this really nice girl at the zoo! She was a keeper."