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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe Trump just issued an executive order changing Dora the Explorer to ""Doreen the Submissive Housewife"""

"LeBron Still Wins MVP. Most Visible Penis."

"My parents haven't called with a computer problem in 48 hours. I'm sending my brother over there to check on them."

"I can't play music in piano; I guess you could say it's not my forte."

"That Mona Lisa... She's no oil painting, is she?"

"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."

"2 guys are in a public bathroom One is white, and the other is black. The white guy says across the wall, ""This water is cold!"" to which the black guy replies, ""It's deep too!"""

"Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares!"

"How do farmers party? They *turnip* the *beets*. :/"

"You know what makes me smile? ... my face muscles"