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Joke of the Day

"If a group of ducks were controlling the ""autocorrect"" feature that would be ducking insane"

"Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? They don't want to overwork the camel."

"Why did the viper viper nose ? Because the adder adder hankerchief !"

"A red boat and a blue boat crash into each other in the ocean... All the passengers were marooned."

"What's the difference between a good joke and me not giving a shit? Fuck you"

"For all those men who say""Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"" I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"

"Did you hear about the two bros who travelled around the world while high? It was a joint venture."

"How do you mail an egg? In a henvelope!"

"Why did Kelly fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? ....Not Kelly."

"Did you hear Aerosmith's new song about chocolate milk? It's called ""Sweet Emulsion"""