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Joke of the Day
"Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table. "
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"So a neutron walks into a bar... and asks the bartender how much a beer costs and the bartender says, ""For you? No charge."""
"This guy on GMA is thanking God b/c he survived 2 plane crashes. I'm pretty sure ""God"" is trying to kill him."
"What do Trump and lip stick have in common? Both make Hillary Clinton more attractive."
"*eats half a pan of brownies while making salad for dinner*"
"Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham? Because they're inbred."
"""How's your sexual history?"" Well doc, if i had to summarize it in one word it would be ""deletable"""
"So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove"""
"Well, Palm Sunday was a lot more fun than 'closed-fist Monday'"
"GENIE: you have three wishes ME: make math go away GENIE: ha ok that one's on the house ME: oh so I still get three wishes? GENIE: huh?"