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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him? Get off me, homes!"

"Why are gametes used in big marketing campaigns? Because sex cells"

"If they can't ruin the holiday one way they'll find another My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem. But now he found Jesus and ruins it with that."

"Why do Queenslanders call their beer, ""XXXX""? Because they can`t spell the word, beer."

"your style so sweet your smile so sweet your voice so sweet your eyes so sweet Your whole life so sweet!! In short; you are a sweetheart"

"Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument? He was baroque."

"Belle asks Beast for his number. He gives it to her on a slip of paper. It reads, ""666"""

"What do you call a woman who thinks she has the best rack in the world? [oc] Boobcocky"

"If somebody at a party tells you they're a writer, get excited, hold up the nearest book, and ask, wide-eyed, ""DID YOU WRITE THIS?"""