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Joke of the Day
"Just got confessed to today... Congratulation Just!"
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"Coworker: You smell good. What is that? Armani? Me: Thanks! It's Febreze. I just took a dump."
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? In a Porsche, the pricks are in the inside"
"What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper? They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons."
"I hear voices in my head sometimes. I just ignore them and keep killing people."
"How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have? Nion"
"Some guy just passed toilet paper under the stall without me even asking. I'm not sure if he is a pervert or a wizard."
"Despite having no nominations this year, I'm certain that black folks will clean up at The Oscars."
"What's the bright side of being knocked unconscious and raped? At least you get to start with an anonymous tip."
"I asked my boyfriend if I brought Joy to his life... ""Yes,"" he said. ""I knew it,"" I said, ""That backstabbing bitch!"""