64086

Joke of the Day

"I asked my boyfriend if I brought Joy to his life... ""Yes,"" he said. ""I knew it,"" I said, ""That backstabbing bitch!"""

"I just bought something with money at a store. Now I'm taking it home. I guess it's true: you get what you pay for."

"Why did the train go left? Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it."

"Who was the fattest member of Nsync? Joey Fatone"

"[At Fancy Restaurant] Her: I'll have the oxtail topped with quail egg. Him: Gimme a steak. Her: *glares Him: Uhh, topped with a Cadbury?"

"my phone keeps capitalizing my lols like i'm some kind of suburban mom with highlights and bedazzled jeans."

"I would make a joke about gold But that would just be Auful"

"What's large, black and steals your credit cards? Sony Playstation"

"Someone discovered my password. Now I have to rename my dog."

"If you watch tape from The Ring you die in 7 days unless you copy it and show it to someone else. So what happens if you put it on Youtube?"