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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? In a Porsche, the pricks are in the inside"

"My wife says I don't listen to her. I think that's what she said, anyhow."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill and Irish man? None"

"From where did the sperm whale get it's name? Ask your grandparents."

"What do hostages eat? #ThingsYouDontAskAlexa"

"What's the only animal with a cunt on its back? A police horse."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !"

"Jack and Jill... .....went up the hill so he could lick her candy, but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill now identifies as a male and had gotten sex change surgery a week before."

"If you are making love to music, use live album cos you get a round of applause every 3 minutes."

"Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road? None of your f**king business."