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Joke of the Day
"I hear voices in my head sometimes. I just ignore them and keep killing people."
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"I like my coffee like I like my wife... cold and bitter."
"Some jokes on Mexicans can be funny, but a lot of the times they cross the border. ^^^^^OC ^^^^^but ^^^^^rephrased"
"what do cats and menstruating girls have in common? Both on the rag"
"Why couldn't Sally use the swings? She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet."
"Hush little baby, Don't say a word. Daddy's gonna buy you a bunch of crap so he doesn't have to hear your incessant whining ya spoiled brat."
"Female Viagra has been around for years It's called money."
"I saw the last perfume made by Internet Explorer . I was fascinated by the slogan : "" use it today, smell it tomorrow"""
"""WHAT?!"" - a dinosaur that just found out what cars run on"
"Held the door open for a japenese women today she said ""sank you"" I replied ""we blew you up"" She hit me with her walking stick... Apparently she meant thank you Edit: grammar mistake"