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Joke of the Day

"What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper? They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons."

"""Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"" - the soundtrack to every Middle Eastern scene in every Hollywood movie."

"What's the best thing a Star Wars fan would like to find in his garden? Princess Leia with her tits out"

"What do you call an Irish threesome? Dublin up."

"allentine's ay. For those of you who won't be getting the V or the D on Feb. 14th."

"""Are you even listening to me?"" is a weird way for my girlfriend to start a conversation."

"What's round and black and blue? A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband"

"If I was Phil Collins I'd rub my belly after every meal and say 'I'm Full Collins', then insist everyone either laughed or left my house."

"My dad drove in a pothole and his tire popped, this is how it went Badum-tsss"

"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer."