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Joke of the Day

"I'm not lazy I'm just energy efficient"

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery."

"Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out? Malteasers"

"I'm far too cute to only have one ex-husband."

"Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you last month? Me: The package said ""Take on an empty stomach"" so, not yet."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Aye, ye think it be ""R"", but it be the ""C!"""

"Offensively sexual** Whats the worst part about eating hairless pussy? You have to put the diaper back on after."

"1. Ice *check* 2. Ice *check* 3. Baby *calls 911* - Freezer Inspector -"

"I like my women how i like my Internet. Fast and Cheap."

"At first I didn't like having a beard, but it grew on me."