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Joke of the Day

"What's the bright side of being knocked unconscious and raped? At least you get to start with an anonymous tip."

"What's the square root of 69? Ate something."

"The last US election had a candidate called Mitt, a devout Catholic and a candidate called Newt, a serial adulterer. One was against same sex marriage and the other was against same marriage sex."

"How does the basis of all TIFU's start.... by doing what you see on reddit."

"Did you hear about the competition between Volvo and the other Swedish car manufacturer? It's all just a Saab story, really."

"Why was the archeologist depressed? because his career was in ruins"

"I see wed people."

"""I have a hunch."" - Inspector Quasimodo"

"""Your name is Duck?"" It's Doug. ""Yeah. Duck"" Doug. ""Duck?"" DouGGG ""Got it. Duck"" Go fuGG yourself ""Haha. Classic Duck"""

"Poop Patties What did the fry cook do when he found out they were making the burger patties with feces? He flipped a shit."