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Joke of the Day
"How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have? Nion"
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"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."
"What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train."
"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? ""You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!"" Aye matey"
"Funny Jokes - Lots of Funny Jokes"
"[at seance] Me: If you truly are a ghost why don't you move this object Ghost: If you truly are a human why don't you get your shit together"
"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means, Even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"Pigeons die when they have sex... Atleast the one I fucked did."
"I just used ""volumizing"" shampoo for the first time.... Everything sounds the same."
"I eat things based on the amount of dishes I have to use."